Showing posts with label Mike Rotundo. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mike Rotundo. Show all posts

Saturday, September 29, 2007

Clash of Champions VIII: Fall Brawl '89

It's Fall Brawl time again. Oh joy of joys.

Match #1: The Road Warriors v. The Samoan SWAT Team

These two teams work best in short-shot quickie brawls. Anything more than 10 minutes, for either team, usually falls apart. Here's a case of a well booked, basic match capitalizing on the heat on both teams and card placement. The crowd is bat shit hot for this event and these are the first two teams out of the gate. The Warriors potato the Samoans, the Samoans potato back, the Warriors drop the whole state of Idaho on their heads and that's it. Nothing more, nothing less. *3/4

Match #2: World Tag Team Championship: The Fabulous Freebirds v. The Steiner Brothers

This is a classy little match. If people are looking to get into tag wrestling and want to know how to put on a great match with a less experienced team, grab a notebook for this one. This is essentially the first crack at the tag belts for the Steiners, who by this time, are pretty much noobs in the tag ranks.

The early part of the match is basically The Steiners running through their flashy stuff and the Freebirds sell their asses off for them. Of course, that eventually comes to a head when the more experienced Rick gets in there with Hayes. The match briefly stalls a bit before Hayes grabs the advantage and we're into the face in peril piece of the match.

Rick is awesome in this role, period. His character at the time was so loveably stupid and believable, that it was just a magnet in this type of a match up for good old babyface sympathy. Scott's offense during this period was a lot more fast paced and energetic so when the hot tag hits, it comes off really well and again, the birds do some floppin', but to the degree where it doesn't come off as overly ridiculous. They keep the sequence nice and tight, as to not over expose Scott and it gets cut off as Scotty literally stumbled into a Hayes implant DDT to end the match.

The ending is left more or less shrouded in mystery though as the question arises as to whether Woman, whose supposedly one of their valets, tripped him up or not. Either way you go, whether Scott's showing his inexperience by being prone to mistakes or that they were screwed out of the titles by a slutty bitch, you get something good. The fact that the commentators and the Steiners seem willing to allow that ambiguity works even better.

This is a nicely worked, tight match that went exactly as long as it should have and everyone comes away looking good. **3/4

Match #3: The Z-Man Tom Zenk v. The Cuban Assasin

Here's a squash I didn't really dig all that much. They seemed like they were GOING to go for something more compedetive, but shyed away from it with head locks and arm bars, which don't really fit into a squash-type match. The spots are timed awkwardly with Zenk doing little to capitalize on the initial pops and keep the momentum going strong throughout the eight-nine minutes this went. This is a pretty easy skipper match. 1/4*

Match #4: Sid Vicious v. Ranger Ross

Not much here. Vicious literally blows through his four or five signature moves, Ross tries to not get totally murdered, and they go home. Really, there ain't much to say here. 1/4*

Match#5: Brian Pillman v. Norman "The Lunatic"

Now THIS is a good squash match. Pillman is being billed as a wily, spry, thinking man's wrestler and even though Norman has no shot of winning here, his power spots are placed well and initially, Pillman really struggles to find a way to keep the big man at bay and pin his shoulders to the mat. Eventually Pillman thinks his way to a win with a nice crucifix.

I was actually surprised at how much good psychology they were able to pack into the four-five minutes they had. Norman looked surprisingly buy-able as a viable lower mid card big man here while Pillman didn't look like he was totally trampling him, and that there was more of a legit struggle for him to think his way to a win over a much bigger and very unpredictable opponent. This is what it is, but for my only giving it *3/4, this is pretty decent.

Match #6: Steve Williams v. Mike Rotundo

Of all the matches i've watched so far in the Clash set, this is probably the most dissapointing thus far. If you really put things into context, this should have been billed as a lot bigger deal than it was. Williams came into the NWA as a babyface and was more or less the corner man for Rick Steiner when he broke away from the now defunct Varsity Club. He turned on Steiner and he and Rotundo dominated the tag division for the first half of 89, winning both the US and World Tag belts. Of course Williams eventually turned again, broke the group up, and this should have been the culmination of all that. The feud was about Williams going over big, and this fell short of expectations for me in a lot of ways.

My major issue here is that Williams plays the babyface role way, way too hard. Williams is a dominating big man and should be billed as such. Rotundo is a smarmy, smart heel who thinks his cheating out and figures out how to win matches. Williams dominates, Rotundo is more of a survivor.

Here, as I just said, Williams goes for the hard babyface and simply put, gives Rotundo way, way too much offense here. Williams was always a pretty good babyface, but he's not the type of face that attracts sympathy and that's what they seemingly went for here. It improves as the match goes along, with Williams FINALLY finding ways to overwhelm Rotundo with his power, but the power stuff doesn't have the maximum impact and Williams is forced to pander to the crowd way too much here, especially down the home stretch, where by that point he shouldn't have to do that.

Rotundo is perfectly fine here pulling off some fun eye gouging and holds, but taking the two as characters into account, it's kinda all for nothing. Even the ending is kinda silly with Williams going for the stampede, but Rotundo rolling through for the pin attempt, only to have that reversed. So Williams wins, gets attacked afterwards but reacts like he doesn't really care.

As I said, the structure doesn't fit the feud and Williams having an uphill battle against anyone is sort of tough to buy. Again, this is dissaponting. A lot of people liked this, but i'm a little baffled as to why, other than the fact that it's Williams and Rotundo in a match. *3/4

Match #7: Lex Luger v. Tommy Rich

Luger, in my opinion, is an underrated worker in the ring. Some of his stuff, well most, was increibly mediocre, but during this time period he was really strong and given the right opponent could be downright awesome at times. This is one of those cases where Luger works a really smart match with a super motivated Rich and the result is a darn good US title match.

They play up Rich's temper early on and his tendancy to get overzealous at times. He goes hard at Luger initially, but the whole time, despite his being in total control, you get the sense that he's wrestling Luger's match and eventually it'll catch up to him, and as you guessed, it does.

That's not before Rich puts on a hell of a performance. Rich eventually grabs his composure and works a smart match, keeping the bigger man grounded and on the match. Luger is forced to adapt and tries his mat stuff, but that doesn't work before going to the slugging, but still, Rich doesn't take the bait and is able to still keep the upper hand. Eventually though, as said earlier, things catch up to him and the match opens up. Rich gets fired up a bit and Luger's able to snap mare his head off the ropes and sneak away with a clean win.

Rich comes off looking nothing like the slouch you'd expect him to in this match and looks plucky and game for the match, but his usual tendancies lead to his undoing and Luger's able to catch him off guard and escape with a solid win and still look strong. This is a very solid, if not flat out good match. Hell with it. It's really good. ***

Match #8: Sting & Ric Flair v. The Great Muta & Dick Slater

This is a sensational heat-filled tag main event. Flair, of course, is embroiled in a feud with Terry Funk and Gary Hart. Sting gets involved due to his dislike for the Great Muta and saved Flair from a nasty beat down at the Bash. Slater is Funk's replacement, whose supposedly injured. The whole match builds to Funk's inevitable run in.

Flair and Sting are a dream team here and look every bit the part, dominating the early going. Flair looks exceptionally sharp with his offense and he and Sting seem to have everything in hand in the early going. Muta though, is the real stud here and works both Sting and Flair well and comes off as an uber credible threat to both.

Slater brings his wild Slater-like stuff here with the stoogie bumping. This is run of the mill tag stuff until about eight minutes in where it breaks down into a total brawl, with Muta and Slater eventually getting the better and taking the opportunity to lay a nasty beat down on Sting.

This is a huge elevational piece of the match as Sting comes off looking super-resilient, surviving a lot of Muta's best stuff AND a Gary Hart coin shot. Muta eventually has had enough so Slater comes in all wild goes nuts on Sting but a little too nuts and we lead into the hot tag.

The match totally breaks down in a good way as all four men go at it and we've basically got a melee, Sting and Flair are hitting multiple revenge spots and eventually we get the ref bump and Funk comes rumbling down to the ring and sticks a bag on Flair's head and we get the imfamous plastic bag angle to end the match, as the heels walk away with a clear upper hand, totally outsmarting the babyfaces.

While this doesn't have a lot of traditional tag structure stuff, they manage to work enough of it in to keep it a real, legit tag match while mixing enough wild crap to build heat and pop the crowd. The ending angle is one of the all time great ones.

I really like this and it's a ton of fun on a lot of levels, all building towards a big moment. In the end, it comes off as much like a supurbly built angle as it does a well worked match, and that's not something that comes easily. See this one. ***1/2

OVERALL: This is a pretty a-typicial Clash show. You get a hot main event, some total garbage, a let down and a surprisingly good match. The last two matches are worth going out of your way to see and the tag title match is as text book experienced heels beat inexperienced babyfaces as you get. This isn't the most memorable Clash card i've seen, but it's pretty well rounded. B- sounds good.

Clash of Champions On Going Top 10 (Through Clash VIII)
1. Ricky Steamboat v. Ric Flair, World Hvt Title, Clash VI *****
2. Ricky Steamboat v. Terry Funk, Clash VII ***3/4,
3. The Midnight Express v. Ric Flair & Barry Windham, Clash IV ***3/4
4. Sting v. Ric Flair, World Hvt Title, Clash I ***1/2
5. Ric Flair & Sting v. Great Muta & Dick Slater, Clash VIII ***1/2
6. Midnight Express v.The Fantastics, US Tag Titles, Clash I ***1/4
7. Sting v. Barry Windham, US Title, Clash III ***1/47
8. Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard v. Barry Windham & Lex Luger, World Tag Titles, Clash I ***
9. Lex Luger v. Tommy Rich, US Championship, Clash VIII ***
10. The Fantastics v. Ron Simmons & Eddie Gilbert, US Tag Titles, Clash IV **3/4

Dropping Out
9. Road Warriors v. The Varsity Club, World Tag Titles, Clash VI **3/4
10.The Fantastics v. The Sheepherders **1/2, Clash II

Friday, September 21, 2007

Clash of Champions V: St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Clash of Champions V: St. Valentine's Day Massacre
February 15, 1989
Cleveland, OH

So here's the show that kicks off 1989, only a week away from the big Chi-Town Rumble pay per view....

Match #1: The Midnight Express v. The Russian Assassins

This is pretty much a glorified squash without being overly squishy. The Russians look good enough to maintain some credibility while the MXE look awesome. The end comes a bit out of nowhere, especially considering that the match isn't all that fast paced, but it does the trick I guess. They go for the hard sell for the pay per view with lots of intervening cut shots of Paul E. Dangerously talking trash here and there. Nothing more than a really well done squash. *3/4

Match #2: Butch Reed v. Steve Casey

For something that at first, strikes you as totally useless filler, it's pretty good. I mean this isn't super spectacular, but it's Butch Reed putting on a freaking bitchin' heel performance while Casey follows along. Like the match before it, this is basically another not so squishy squash, as Casey and Reed are both billed as being undefeated on TV leading into the match, giving it some sort of importance.

Reed's a guy who I think is utterly underrated in terms of how effective he was as a heel. Some of his stuff in mid south is can't miss and unfortunately he didn't much of a push in the WWF, so most of what we get is stoogie bad ass Butch instead of straight bad ass Butch.

JR does a great job of getting Butch's heel-ishness over as him being a guy who REALLY doesn't have to cheat to win matches, but does anyways because he's got an attitude problem. Reed cheats pretty much everytime he possibly can. This doesn't do much for Casey, who by 10 minutes is an afterthought in the match, as just about everyone in the crowd wants Reed dead. Casey TRIES the whole 'keep the big man on the mat to negate the strength' thing, but Reed uses some cunning underhanded tactics to gain the advantage and makes the poor guy his woman, just out muscling him the whole match.

Again, this is an extended squash, but Reed looks pretty great here and that deserves some credit in and of itself. *3/4

Match #3: Lex Luger v. The Blackmailer

Yet another extended squash here. Basically the small story is that the Blackmailer (pun intended) is being sent to hurt Lex before his big US title match with Barry Windham at the coming pay per view. Luger though, thwarts him at every attempt and basically bats him around the ring with ease. The end is a nice little set up for the pay per view, as Luger ends the match with the super plex, Barry Windham's finishing move. Now if that doesn't send a message, I don't know what does. *1/2

Match #4: US Tag Team Championship: The Varsity Club v. The Fantastics

Mike Rotundo is subbing for Kevin Sullivan here. This isn't much more than the Starcade match a few months prior to this. Basically, this is the rematch from that match and it plays out very similar, with the big bully Williams/Rotundo tandmen putting a hurt on the poor Fantastics.

There's some good character work here as Rotundo plays the hate-able leader of the bunch with the smirks and flat out, outclassing both of the smaller Fantastics in the ring. Williams is a total bulldozer and runs em over. Once the Fantastics finally catch a break, Teddy Long gets distracted trying to herd Tommy Rodgers out of the ring while Rotundo plants a knee to his partner's head.

Here's another match that's fun for what it is, but like the Starcade encounter, just never gets out of second gear for me. **

Match #5: Ricky Steamboat v. Bob Bradley

This is all about putting over Steamboat one more time before heading into his title win over Flair at the pay per view that coming Monday. Steamer looks GREAT here, fluid and totally on top of his game. He sort of ran through his move set and called it a day, but everything looked good here from Steamboat. This IS probably the worst match of the night, but it's not a bad one, just a really simple little squash match. *1/4

Match #6: Rick Steiner v. Rip Morgan

This match would've been AWESOME had it been a spelling bee.

These two are clearly the most mentally retarded members of the NWA rosters and in a good way. Steiner, despite being incredibly stupid, is an incredible wrestler and that shines through here as Morgan bumps all over the ring for him. Morgan's a good opponent considering the booking here, as he's the perfect guy to react in a goofy way to Steiner's even goofier persona. That's pretty much it though, another fun squash. *1/2

Match # 7: World Six Man Tag Team Championship: The Road Warriors & Genichiro Tenryu v. The Varsity Club

JYD, Sting and Michael Hayes WERE supposed to be the original challengers here, but Kevin Sullivan locks them in the basement so I guess that's off. It's all about bullys man.

Hawk, Steve Williams, Animal, Kevin Sullivan AND Tenryu all in the same ring. Fuck this is going to hurt to watch. These guys just beat the fuck out of each other. That's all. Honestly. Hawk stiffs Williams, Animal stiffs Sullivan, they come back, Tenryu comes in and kicks people in the head and Rotundo tries not to die. Whose the asshole that signed HIM up for this smash your face fest?

This breaks down, um, pretty much the whole time. We get about 15 seconds of tag wrestling before everyone attempts to kill each other. To add to the total chaos of this, Hayes, Sting and JYD are busy getting some dork to clip the chain that's bolted them in the basement and eventually break loose. They come storming down to the ring and it's just a fucking free for all.

Honestly, this isnt a match, more like an extended fight between nine guys who just all want to kill each other's children just because. It's a fun, hot way to end the night and get people amped about the promotion as a whole and want to buy Chi-Town Rumble. **1/4 for fun and totally unnecessary violence.


Overall: They REALLLLLLY went for a super hard sell on the pay per view here. If you've watched any of the recent Saturday Night's Main Events, this has that sort of feel, where you get a lot of good squash matches and a fun blow off angle at the end of the night to get everyone feeling good about the promotion as a whole.

What makes this show totally watchable though, are the SEGMENTS. Freaking Rick Steiner delivers probably two of the best retard promos anyone's EVER given. There's of course the imfamous Steamboat-Flair angle where Flair fights Steamer in his bananna hammock after asking him why he only sleeps with one woman. Sting's promo is super humanly bad and watching Hayes bail him out, only to have it ruined further by some weird JYD rambilng, AND THEN bring it all back in again, is fun too. So if you like great segments, you'll like this.

Overall, this entire show has a REALLY different feel to it than the previous four in the series. The overall presentation is far more modern and sleek while this is more geared towards selling the pay per view than others were. The in ring action isn't anywhere NEAR the level of the previous shows, but it's not altogether bad and at least keeps you around watching.

So again, here's a show that's way different and shows the NWA in clear transition into the WCW years. C

Clash of Champions On Going Top 10 (Through Clash V)

1. The Midnight Express v. Ric Flair & Barry Windham, Clash IV ***3/4

2. Sting v. Ric Flair, World Hvt Title, Clash I ***1/2

3. Midnight Express v.The Fantastics, US Tag Titles, Clash I ***1/4

4. Sting v. Barry Windham, US Title, Clash III ***1/4

5. Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard v. Barry Windham & Lex Luger, World Tag Titles, Clash I ***

6. The Fantastics v. Ron Simmons & Eddie Gilbert, US Tag Titles, Clash IV **3/4

7. The Fantastics v. The Sheepherders **1/2, Clash II

8. Mike Rotundo v. Brad Armstrong, TV Title, Clash III **1/2

9. Ricky Morton v. Ivan Koloff, Russian Chain Match, Clash III **1/2

10. Dusty Rhodes & Sting v. Tully Blanchard & Arn Anderson **1/2, Clash II

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Starcade '88 Review

So as a little reprieve from the Clash set, which i'll be watching more of tonight, i'm tossing this bitch out there, because 1.) It's motherfucking awesome and 2.) Why not stop off at the pay per views along the way... eh? So anyways, let's get to the poundage.

MATCH #1: US Tag Team Championship: The Fantastics v. Steve Williams & Kevin Sullivan

Half of this rules, half of it sucks. The Fantastics were as good a team as there ever was and had they not waltzed into the same division that the Rock N Roll Express, The Midnight Express, Tully & Arn and The Road Warriors inhabited, then I think anyone could make a feasible argument for being one of, if not THE best tag team of this period. Much like Matt Hardy works within a strict formula but manages to still rule, The Fantastics sorta do that in a tag team in the 80s sorta way. These guys usually get the shit pounded out of them for like 15 mintues, tease great comebacks, maybe let someone work a limb here or there, then fly to a great flash-type finish.

The problem with the formula is that when it's with a great team, it's great to watch. When the other team ain't on the same page with ya, it can be pretty bland stuff, and that's kind of what we get here. The first part is pretty great and like most Fantastics matches, everyone sort of picks a role and goes with it. Sullivan plays the cheating, sinister and easily frustrated heel to start things off while Williams is the unbeatable ass kicker. The military press spot where he slams Fulton flat out through the damn mat after TOSSING HIM IN THE AIR a few times is pretty sweet.

From there it's more Fantastic flop fest sort of stuff, which always works. But then something goes wrong here because Williams and Sullivan don't look like they're much into behaving here. The offense really weakens up on their end for whatever reason and the match frequently breaks down in odd places. That leads up to a weird finishing sequence where Fulton basically just gets sling shotted into the ropes and then pinned, which REALLY doesn't work given the kind of match they were going for. This kid was basicaly nuked the entire match and all it takes is him running chest first into the ropes a bit awkwardly to do the trick?

As I said, this match has it's VERY bright spots, but gets real weird at points and prevents it from really going from a decent opener to a good one. **1/4

MATCH #2: The Midnight Express (w/ Jim Cornette) v. The Original Midnight Express (w/ Paul E. Dangerously)

This is just filled with awesome hate. Seriously, this match is an absolute gas, ESPECIALLY if you're a MXE maniac like I am. Basically, all you need to know is that Condrey and Eaton were partners in the NWA. Condrey left for the AWA and Stan Lane replaced him in the Cornette stable. Randy Ross was Condrey's original partner and they first used the MXE name. So anyways, business blew in the AWA so the Originals came sauntering over to the NWA under the guidance of Paul E Dangerously and began feuding with the modern Midnight Express.

Cornette and Dangerously hate each other and they spend the entire match goading each other and creating mayhem for their opponents, like to the point where it's almost distracting. NO ONE plays the goading manager like Cornette. NO ONE plays the offended and aggitated heel manager like Dangerously. Cornette cheating by hitting both Condrey and Ross with the rackett and Dangerously being so pissed off and ringing the bell... I could watch it all day.

Oh yeah there's a match goign on too, and it's pretty much old school greatness. Eaton and Lane are really athletic and fun to watch while Condrey and Ross are just great characters. It mixes so well too, as Condrey and Ross play OUTSTANDING chicken shit heels and use eye rakes, time out cheap shots and goofy bumps to really ham it up out there. Their reactions to everything Lane and Eaton do is just what makes this perhaps the most fun match on the card.

There's no way in fuck they could've done a clean ending for this, as it's one of those matches that would have been HURT by one. Of course Cornette interferes and of course Dangerously uses his Zak Morris phone... it's a damn shame this feud never got blown off appropriately, but still, this still feels somewhat satisfying. ***1/2

MATCH #3: Ivan Koloff & The Junkyard Dog v. The Russian Asassins (w/ Paul Jones)

This is kinda filler stuff and isn't much more than just being a formulaic Russian Asassins match where they get beat up, Jones stooges it up and then they stick something in the mask and win. Granted Koloff and JYD make it fun with their cartoony stuff that is altogether enjoyable, but if you've seen one Russian Asassins match, you've seen all of em. *1/2

MATCH #4: World Television Championship: Mike Rotundo v. Rick Steiner

Here's another insanely good, basic wrestling match. If i've said it once, I feel like i've said it a million times; Wrestling is best when it reflects real life. The best feuds are the ones that people can relate with and here's an example of that.

Steiner has been hanging out with the heelish Varsity Club for a while now. Rotundo and Williams are sorta those guys you know in high school that dump milk on people's heads and stuff nerds like you in lockers. Steiner's the mildly retarded jock of the group, whose really a good guy, but just not really capable of thinking on his own. Eventually though, the good side in Steiner comes out as he gets sick of being picked on by Rotundo and company, and turns on the faction, thus setting this batch of fun-ness up.

Rotundo is the antithesis of Steiner, the guy whose sleek looking and a heck of a smart wrestler. Steiner is just the dumb animal and is the clear #3 in the faction so the loveable underdog thing is on times 400 for this. There's no way you won't love Steiner and hate Rotundo. The odds however, are at least a little more even, since manager Kevin Sullivan will be suspended above the ring in a cage. Awesome.

The early part of this just plays to that whole dominant champ v. dumb but plucky challenger thing. Rotundo basically out does Steiner in every way imaginable. Steiner isn't able to get anything going and anytime Steiner begins to fight back, Rotundo outsmarts him and rubs it in everyone else's face. Steiner's comebacks aren't really progressive nor are they all that frequent, and this just helps paint the picture that much better.

Rotundo uses the little stuff but eventually decides it's time to go home and begins throwing the big boms: His belly to bellys and lariats. However, Steiner keeps on kicking out, because, as we found out before the match, he wants to win for mommy. Imagine crazy Perry Saturn meets Eugene meets Kurt Angle. That's basically where Steiner's at.

Since Kevin Sullivan can't interfere, it's up to one of the other Varsity Club members to help Rotundo steal a victory, so Steve Williams decides to trot down to ringside. While he's on his way down to the ringside area, Steiner's actually sorta beginning to mount something resembling offense, so it's evident Rotundo's beginning to tire. Steiner hits his belly to belly, which is his finisher, and Williams rings the bell at 2, confusing Steiner (which isn't hard to do). Steiner thinks he's won the match as Williams leaves for the back.

Sullivan is being lowered onto the floor and gets up on the ring apron to create some more confusion. While he's doing that, Rotundo pearl harbors him and goes for an irish whip. Steiner reverses it though and sends Rotundo clattering into Sullivan and they knock heads long enough to daze Rotundo enough to be pinned and that's exactly what happends. Holy crap, the crowd explodes as stupid Steiner runs around the ring with the belt screaming "I beat you!" as Rotundo looks totally shocked and beside himself.

Mike Rotundo was awesome as TV champ all through 1988, but it's the match where he loses the title that takes the taco as the best one. Steiner's great as the loveable babyface. This is a great formula and toss it in there with an angle that EVERYONE who ever went to high school saw in real life and you've got a lot of fun. All you have to do is go out there and not stink the joint and like most Rotundo stuff, this is worked so smart that it's impossible not to love it. This is super awesome. ***1/2

MATCH #5: United States Championship: Barry Windham v. Bam Bam Bigelow

I guess the hits just keep on comin'.

Here's another match that got a pretty 'big match' build leading up to it. Windham had been flat out dominant as US Champ throughout '88 and if you were to ask most of us who know what we're talking about, would say was probably the back bone of the promotion that year, as he wrestled everyone and their mother and dragged something good out of them to boot.

Bigelow really got a decent little push in the WWF from 87-88 but sort of leveled off midway through the year. Bigelow saw the writing on the wall and left for greener pastures. So here he shows up with lots of credbility (giving Andre a run for his money at Survivor Series a year earlier for example) so why not toss him in the ring with Windham? Ah, I love the times where people didn't give a crap if a guy got a title shot right off the bat......

Anyways, the early part of this is insanely good. NOTHING Windham can toss at Bigelow even phases the monster babyface. He drops Bigelow on his head, it doesn't do anything, hits the lariat, Bigelow laughs, etc. In fact the best part of the early going is when Bam Bam eats a back drop driver, no sells it and hits a standing drop kick on Windham, who rolls to JJ Dillon's arms screaming 'crap!'

Bigelow completely dominates the early exchanges, and Windham does his best to flop around and look clueless. Windham eventually fights out of a chin lock and looks to be getting somewhere when he flings Bigelow to the outside. Bigelow twists his knee up a bit and you'd tink this will help Barry but it doesn't do much for him as Bam Bam starts hitting him with head butts and a sling shot big splash, which was unheard of then.

Bigelow though, gets so dominant, that he starts getting over confident and makes some horrible decisions. After the sling shot, he doesn't go for the cover and instead goes for the flying headbutt, but misses it by a mile. Here's the big transition point in the match.

Windham has been let back in and he hulks up and actually gets a pop despite being the heel. He picks Bigelow up and gives him a smirk and a pat on the chin before taking his f-ing head off with a lariat. A back drop driver later and it looks like Windham might be getting somewhere. A drop kick of his own (nice revenge spot) sends Bigelow to the outside and Windham began to knock his head off the post.

Windham singnals for the claw and slaps it on. Bigelow's head though is one of his biggest weapons and it isn't likely to have the effect on Bigelow that it would have on others. Windham is so emotional here with rage screaming "that belt is fucking miiiiiiine!" to the crowd. Windham rules. Windham does what he said he'd do before the match and body slams Bigelow.

Then HE gets stupid and misses the flying elbow off the top. Bigelow makes a sensational babyface comeback that gets cut a shade too short. Bam Bam is looking for a lariat, but Windham thinks body block and the two roll over the top rope to the floor. Bigelow hits a fun atomic drop but when he charges at Windham, Barry side steps him and he smacks into the ring post. Barry realises the ref's counting and sneaks into the ring and Bigelow gets counted out.

If you're going to make a match between two dominant guys, they need to both dominate. Bigelow makes Windham his woman in the early going, putting on a nice exhibition of how good he is. Windham returns the ass-rape-age and shows how good he can be. They hit a stalemate and Windham gets the win, but not in a way where he looks much better, if better at all.

I'm not wild about the finish, because it IS a little out of nowhere, but it makes sense considering the way they were going with things and for Bam Bam to be SLIGHTLY more out of it at this point in the match, makes it ok with me. BECAUSE of the ending feeling weird though, I probably wouldn't go as high for this as I did the other two big matches on the card, but it's still pretty great. ***1/4

Match #6: World Tag Team Championship: The Road Warriors v. Dusty Rhodes & Sting

If there was something that's really lacking in today's wrestling world, i'd have to say it's babyfaces having friends. The one thing I loved about the Orton-Cena segment the other night was the intervention of Cody Rhodes, who like Cena, has a bone to pick with the heel for a common reason. This is basically a big time feud between Dusty Rhodes and the Road Warriors rooted in 'violence for the sake of violence'. Sting's Dusty's wing man here, which is great because Sting's actually the guy whose going to benefit the most here. Talk about a great way to benefit many.

The hate level is super high here, with both teams going right at it before the bell. By some miracle of god, the bell doesn't ring, and we get through introductions before going back to these four murdering each other.

As a tag team match, this sorta sucks, but it's not about tags and rules, it's about everyone beating everyone up. Hawk and Animal are the best bullies, face or heel, that the wrestling world's probably ever seen, or at least here in North America and all their stuff is about hurting people. TONS of stiff forearms, chops, punches, kicks and slams are heaped onto the babyfaces showing that the Road Warriors ain't out here to win a match, they're here to hurt someone.

Dusty only has revenge on the mind and is looking to use his usual stuff long enough to allow him to seriously injure someone. He has chair shots, and most importantly six million thumbs to the eye. However, this match IS for the tag titles and like any good guy team would be, they want those belts. Each and everytime they get away from brawling, they get overwhelmed. Sting and Rhodes CAN trade bombs, but don't seem to anxious to do it, which is a little puzzling.

This match DOES suffer a bit from the fact that by this point, it was practically impossible to hate the Road Warriors as they're just so bad ass that you can't not really like em. They try their hardest but when your largely heel offense gets pops from the crowd, it's hard to combat. Sting keeps things fun with some great high spots to keep them in the match and Dusty goes for frequent revenge spots and it at least keeps the face reactions on Dusty and Sting enough to not be overly offensive.

The ending is ok enough, but considering how this feud was built, this probably should have been it for the program. That's neither here nor there though, as the ending makes enough sense in the context of things, but not enough to really feel any sense of this thing being done yet. Again, this is pretty good stuff for the most part, but is too darn inconsistent for me to call good. **1/4

MATCH #7: World Heavyweight Championship: Ric Flair v. Lex Luger

The NWA and WCW were always known for their not so subtle booking and a large part of the reason for that was that everything led up to the big main event match at Starcade that was supposed to always be the be all, end all of the year's storylines.

Throughout the years, this had mixed success. They hit the jackpot in '83, '84 and '85, did ok with it in '86 but more or less flopped with the Garvin-Flair main event in '87. This however, was nearly 9 months in the making. Lex Luger joined the Four Horseman organization and was summarily kicked out in favor of Barry Windham. Luger made Flair and his belt the target and impressed enough to earn himself a shot at the belt at the Great American Bash in June/July. Luger lost the match due to 'excessive bleeding' and essentially the Maryland Athletic Comission screwing him over. Luger spent the remainder of the year chomping at the bit to get back at Flair and finally things have come to this. Luger gets a fair one on one shot at the title against Flair. If Flair gets DQ'd, he loses the title.

Smarks seem to crave 'strategy stories' and because of that, there's zero reason they should loathe this match in any way shape or fun because it's REALLY all about strategy. Before the match, Ross and Coddle are clammoring over Flair's strategy and how Luger will elect to wrestle the match.

Things start off basically with Flair just waiting for Luger to make a mistake. He doesn't have much success early on with, well, anything.. and his best hope is to try and survive the Luger onslaught and hope that Luger's abundance of desire will cause him to make a mistake. Sure enough, Luger destroys Flair early in the match, out bombing Flair and shockingly out wrestling him. Eventually Luger misses an elbow and Flair's ready to go to work.

Flair takes things to the outside, where he doesn't have to strike with Luger and pretty much evens up the odds. He double stomps Lex in the ring, but sure enough, as soon as Flair begins striking, Luger no sells it and begins peppering Flair with slams and drops. It looks like any strategy Flair has is pretty much out the window, because Lex surely won't make the mistake again. Or will he?

After pulvarizing the champion for another five to ten minutes, Luger gets frustrated because despite throwing every nuke in his arsenal save for the torture rack, he can't keep Flair's shoulders pinned to the mat. Flair agitates with some stupid chops and Lex bullies him into the corner and begins man-bitching him. Referee Tommy Young steps in to try and break up the party, but Luger shoves him aside. Who cares right?

Well, Flair doesn't get the advantage there, it's JJ Dillon being smart and distracting the referee while he recovers that dramatically and decisively turns the tide of the match. Flair does what he does best and cheats, raking the eyes and then dumps Luger over the top rope (which would be a DQ.. horay for the stip being followed) while the official is distracted. Flair is desperate so he grabs a chair and cracks Luger across the leg with the chair.

Flair zeroes in on the leg of Luger and essentially negates any power or speed advantage he'd have had. Flair double stomps the knee, drops knees on the leg, sits out on it..Basically every basic Flair move set thing is uncorked here, but with Ross and Coddle doing such a good job of selling the devistation of it, and Luger surprisingly selling like a champ, it really bumps the intensity of it all up a few notches.

After surviving and nearly reversing a few Figure Four attempts, Luger's desire to win takes hold and he hulks up and begins laying into Flair with a flurry of offense. Luger's leg can't take much more and Flair's beyond dead at this point, so Luger goes for the kill shot and slaps on the Torture Rack. His leg though, which has been torn to shreds, can't hold Flair and he crumples under the weight. Flair falls on top of him and uses the ropes for some leverage and Luger's dream is dead as a doornail.

This is a really, really fantastic match. Luger looks like a monster, Flair a survivor like you'd expect, but they just take those roles to the next level with some ridiculously sensational performances. This is probably Luger's best match. He gets over his desire to win by uncorking things like cross body blocks and his willingness to not be afraid to wrestle Flair's match. He evolkes sympath with one of the best sell jobs of a leg ever. When he's juiced, the selling is less prominent, but it comes back here and there and it's not in a way that makes you think Luger forgot to do it and suddenly remembered it again. Flair, when in control, looks like a freaking killer. Flair thinks his way through a lot of the match, but it's really luck and an ability to survive that gets him through it. It's not just the typical Flair selling his balls off for someone and finding a way to win. It's Flair thinking, failing, executing, surviving and ultimately getting a little lucky.

Some weren't totally into the idea of Luger losing here, but I think it's a-ok. Luger wasn't ready for that spot, but DOES make you re-consider with his performance in this match, if only for a little while. This ultimately helped him more though, as Luger, for as many shortcomings as he might have had, set himself up for an utterly sensational 1989.

You get everything in this match. Some fun counter wrestling which makes smarky ROHbots swoon, brawling, crowd heat, emotion, etc. Most of all, it's a sensational conclusion to a story that was nearly a year in the making, which is ultimately what a Starcade or Wrestlemania main event should be all about. It's a shame that fans don't have the patience for long, extended feuds like this anymore, because this is what that type of build can be. This is probably my MOTY for '88 and one that every wrestling fan should watch. ****1/2

OVERALL: I'm not a guy who spews stars but this show is one of those exceptions. EVERYTHING on this card was built just so damn well and all the matches delivered on some level. There are four matches on this card that had they been on any other card, probably would have been the match of the night, even during this time period in the NWA, which despite some shoddy booking on the part of Dusty Rhodes, had so much great talent in the prime of their careers that there was just no way in hell they could've sucked. If I were to give the show some criticism though, it would be that not all the major match ups really concluded everything. Not that they HAVE to, but considering the way they built three of the four big matches on the card, you kind of hoped they would have. Even the stuff that's NOT as good (US Tag Title Match, JYD/Ivan-Russians) is at BASE entertaining and fun viewing. This gets a major league reccomendation for me, and to this point was easily the best show the NWA put on top to bottom. 1) I'm not saying the worst all together but as I said before it was an okay show which makes it more of how a fan in takes it in their opinion. When the show is great their can be no arguement (or at least it shouldn't be). But with a show like it was it was more of how the fan looks at it as a whole it's either okay or could have been better. As for Shelton saying he is in my opinion the best pure athlete on Raw doesn't take away from the other guys at all I respect that they ll bust their a**. I just feel Shelton deserves a push at least at the mid-card scene espcially as Jeff is low on contenders. I think Shelton's passion for the buisness is to do bigger things than slip away. He must want to take it to the next level. Everyone wants to one day be the guy to hold the top spot in the company down the line. If you look at when did Shelton ever not take advantage of an oppurtunitiy, with the push from Triple H he had a great IC title run afterward. The HBK match could have been a good tag team run but I guess the creative team scraped the idea before it really got started. Give Shelton the medium ball and the guy can make it happen no on the mic but he can get the ring stuff done. I feel the same goes for Charlie Haas highly under-rated. A

Monday, September 17, 2007

Clash of Champions III: Fall Brawl

Clash of Champions III: Fall Brawl
September 7, 1988
Albany, GA

MATCH #1: World Television Championship: Mike Rotundo (c) v. Brad Armstrong

This is a pretty darn good opener but not anything you won't see a million times in the NWA around this period in time. Just a really well done 'putting over' of a lower mid card guy to give him a little credibilty while making the heel champion look vulnerable at all times.

In fact, there are points where this match is really brilliant. Armstrong's answer early on for pretty much everything in Rotundo's move set is pretty great. They have some decent stuff centered around the headlock and eventually as expected, Rotundo gains control and it looks great for around five-seven minutes.

The problem here is that Armstrong's comebacks NEVER really come off, at least to me, as really belivable. Sure, put me back in 1988 and i'd have probably been popping for them, but the fact that it doesn't look great now shows how it doesn't hold up all that well. I think they missed out on some heat a bit with Armstrong not getting any of the near falls down the stretch as well, although there IS ONE searing hot small package spot I really dug.

Dr. Death's presence wasn't played off of more either, and that's a little something that could've been utilized a bit more. I can see why they didn't, as this IS the opener, but if they were REALLY going for the put over, then that'd have been the way to go. Never the less, this is a really good opener. **1/2

MATCH #2: The Sheepherders v. "Dr. Death" Steve Williams & Nikita Koloff

Needless to say, this is a monster change of pace from the first match. I think it's safe to assume that there will be no armbars and headlocks in this.

Much to my embarassment, I clearly haven't seen as much of the Sheepherders as I should have pre-Bushwhakers years, because they're really great heels. Like really, really good. They don't DO a lot, but they're a boat load of fun and they stick with their own unique schtick that seemed to stick out in a tag team division that at the time, had two or three of the greatest heel tag teams ever.

This match is really all them, IMO, if for nothing more than the fact that Koloff and Williams are a terrible pairing. I LOVE Williams and even have a soft spot for Nikita, but as a duo, matched up against a team like the 'herders, they're an awful pairing. Both guys are very full-steam ahead, smash mouth, kill your mother type workers and them garnering sympathy while getting beat down isn't likely to happen. Get a team like the SHeepherders who cheat and beat, and this is kind of starting off behind the eight ball before things even start.

This SHOULD be a terrible match, but it surprisingly wasn't and that's large in part due to the 'Herders just being way too much fun as bad guys. They start off doing the right thing, and that's just to eat bumps, look stooge-ish, and make funny faces. Eventually of course they cheat, Morgan's interfering, and good lord it's a debacle. Neither Williams or Koloff gets stuck as the 'babyface in peril' for too long so they never really seccumb to what could have been a major league black hole for this match. The end I almost liked as much, as they ended it with a Russian Sickle out of nowhere, which would have worked perfectly had there not been a minor legal man issue, but really, this could have been a train wreck, so I'm not going to pick at straws. **1/2

MATCH #3: Dusty Rhodes v. Kevin Sullivan

It's just around this time period that I can't stand Dusty Rhodes on any level whatsoever and this match is just more of that. It's an entirely underwhelming brawl that had it not been for Sullivan being dastardly and Hart being sinister, I could've cared less about.

Rhodes is entirely in his own world here at points as practically all his offense sort of catches Sullivan off kilter at points, and it comes off that neither of these two are on the same page heading into this.

The finish is imfamously bad, but ultimately, this match was dead before the finish.
*

MATCH #4: Russian Chain Match: Ricky Morton v. Ivan Koloff

This was a pretty great little match. Basically the story heading in is that this is Ricky Morton's first big singles match while Koloff is basically in a lose or you're out of my stable situation with Paul Jones.

Ricky Morton is one sensational wrestler and Koloff, who by this point is completely limited in what he can do, is still a fun lower mid-card schtick around this time. Morton's selling and timing is really great here and there are plenty of great, brutal spots with Ricky and Ivan using the chain.

What makes this match a well-worked one though, is the lack of blood. Usually in matches like this, you want a blood bath, but being sorta meaningless in the long run, it'd make no sense to have these two splaterring each other's faces and doing lame high spots. Instead, the chain becomes the central feature in Koloff's struggle to win the match, rather than just to inflict pain with it, and vice versa, it sorta becomes Morton's handicap.

Koloff appropriately is in charge most of the match. He uses the chain to maintain control but never over does it. Morton uses the chain when he can too, but struggles trying to drag Koloff from corner to corner. Things tie together nicely enough in the end when Morton is a hair's breath from the final corner and Koloff uses Jones' crop to try and help him win the match, but Jones can't hold on and Morton clatters into the corner for the win.

Like I said, this isn't OMFG~ MOTY!! stuff, but it's a well worked match for it's spot on the card, which, in a world where the Briscoe's are bleeding and Austin Aries is doing 9 billion flips on the undercard, is really refreshing. **1/2


MATCH #5: United States Championship: Barry Windham (c) v. Sting

God, fuck, dammit, shit Barry Windham rules. Period. Windham just totally rocks my world in this match and for whatever reason, my overly educated ass almost completely forgets that Sting's even in this thing. This is a really great TV main event but to be fair, it's really a one man show.

Windham's reactions throughout the first ten minutes utterly destroy the world. His getting pissed off at Sting dumping him on his ass ONCE, his goading San Fransisco 49ers star John Ayers at ringside, 'changing up his strategy'.... he rules. Sting just sort of plays along, doing some ok babyface no-selling and Windham bumping all over god green's earth for him. Oh and Windham's version of Stinger splash makes me want to sell my mother.

The last ten minutes is done well and the finishes are played to ok. Sting kinda just throws a bunch of stuff out there but for whatever reason, gets at least something to stick almost every comeback run. The sleeper coming down the home stretch is perfectly timed and comes off as a sign of growth as a tactician, which feeds into the larger story here, which is Sting being a great young wrestler thirsting for his first belt.

Windham cuts that nonsense off with a great shin breaker and a little leg work, that is just TOO Four Horseman not to like. Of course the dastardly JJ Dillon gets involved and Windham clocks the unsuspecting Stinger with a chair that Dillon tossed into the ring. Ayers comes charging into the ring and points out who did what to the referee and Sting gets the DQ win. Ayers tosses JJ around a bit and Sting takes care off Windham and all's well that ends well.

Here's another match that while not 'blow your doors' off type stuff, is executed really f-ing well by one guy in the match to the degree that the flaws here aren't really a huge deal. The finish IS a little squirly, but it works well enough for what they're going for, and ultimately that was to put over Sting and the special guest referee for the Flair-Luger match at Starrcade, John Ayers. This isn't as good as the Sting-Flair match from a few months earlier, but it sure is a lot of fun, if only for Windham's motherfucking awesome heel performance. ***1/4

Overall: It's really hard to knock this card as outside of the Rhodes-Sullivan match, NOTHING sucks. In fact, it's all quite good. There are some surprisingly decent performances from Brad Armstrong and Ivan Koloff. I thought the 'Herders-Williams/Nikita match was sure to blow, but was actually really awesome. The main event delivered and got it's point across, too so honestly, there isn't much to dislike at all about this show and that's saying something, as the booking around this period sucked and most of the REALLY good talent in the NWA at the time wasn't even on the card. Go figure. But certainly a sleeper card i'd reccomend to just about anyone.

Clash of Champions On Going Top 10 (Through Clash II)
1. Sting v. Ric Flair, World Hvt Title, Clash I ***1/2
2. Midnight Express v.The Fantastics, US Tag Titles, Clash I ***1/4
3. Sting v. Barry Windham, US Title, Clash III ***1/4
4. Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard v. Barry Windham & Lex Luger, World Tag Titles, Clash I ***
5. The Fantastics v. The Sheepherders **1/2, Clash II
6. Mike Rotundo v. Brad Armstrong, TV Title, Clash III **1/2
7. Ricky Morton v. Ivan Koloff, Russian Chain Match, Clash III **1/2
8. Dusty Rhodes & Sting v. Tully Blanchard & Arn Anderson **1/2, Clash II
9. Steve Williams & Nikita Koloff v. The Sheepherders, Clash III **1/2
10. Mike Rutundo v. Jimmy Garvin *3/4, Clash I