Saturday, September 8, 2007

Clash of Champions I Review

Clash of Champions I
March 27, 1988
Greensboro, NC

MATCH #1 World Television Championship, Olympic Rules: Mike Rutundo v. Jimmy Garvin

This is sort of in the midst of that whole Precious being chased by the obsessed Kevin Sullivan thing, which was, well, pretty awesome. I'm a sucker for both these guys and even though Garvin's actual talent as a worker is probably mid card level at best, the character just rules. Feather boas are manly.

The basically start off with you're typical strong face-heel stuff with Rutundo wearing the Syracuse uniform and in general being a douche. This isn't exactly MOTY stuff and the stipulation is just thrown on there to make the match seem a little bit more important. The real issue at hand is for Precious to get her revenge on Sullivan and she gets that in the end with a really fun 2X4 beat down on Sullivan the crowd goes banannas for. Consider the show opened. *3/4

MATCH #2: US Tag Team Championship: The Midnight Express v. The Fantastics

This is utterly incredible. I'll almost be willing to say the Fantastics might be the best tag team to never fully get their due. These two teams are primarily known for their work IN the ring, but this is an insanely awesome brawl.

Cornette's on the mic before hand to talk shit and be a slime ball. Love the guys in the front row. The two teams go right at it from the opening bell and pretty much this is just bedlam from here on out. There are some pretty wild chair shots for the time and a really cool body slam on a table set up on the outside. Even Cornette is trying to get in on the fun and throws a chair at Fulton like a total sissy and then gets chased. Just wildly entertaining stuff.

Finally the match settles down into a tag team wrestling match around five minutes in. Great iscolation, baby face in peril stuff with the Midnight Express just putting a brutal beat down on poor Bobby Fulton. The back work here is great, and Fulton was one hell of a seller.

The gradual build up of Tommy Roger's wanting to kill the world is great on the outside and when the hot tag is missed by the referee, the crowd just about blows up the arena. Rogers finally tweaks and tossed the official over the top rope and begins cleaning house, saving his partner from a sure fire Cornette racket shot. He tosses his partner off the top rope for the big splash. A new referee runs down, makes the three count, and we've got new champions!

Or not. The old official comes in the ring and takes the belts from the Fantastics, gives them back to Cornette's stooges and raises their hand. Dusty, dusty finish. While i'd certaily say this wasn't the best match between these two teams, it's a darn great match. ***1/4

MATCH # 3: Chicago Street Fight: Dusty Rhodes & The Road Warriors v. Ivan Koloff & The Powers of Pain

Remember that whole hockey mask angle? Yep, this is that match. This was pretty bad. In fact it was woefully bad. Sure, it's a wild brawl and ultimately we want to see the heels get what's coming to them but the fact that this doesn't last much more than four minutes is a real let down, especially considering all the time they spent building this sucker up. Granted, it didn't end here, as this was more of a 'quick, let's use a match to shoot through an angle' kind of thing. And not that there's really anything wrong with that. This is what it is. *1/4 just to sound super picky and important.

MATCH #4: World Tag Team Championship: Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard v. Barry Windham & Lex Luger

This match is SO basic, but SO effective all at the same time. The early going is all the youthful upstarts, overpowering the cagey veteran champions at every turn. Blanchard and Anderson start cheating like you read about and because of it, are able to do what they do best, iscolate a body part and rip it off your body and beat you with it.

When that falls through, you see JJ Dillon start to interject himself in the match and man, is he a heat magnet. Finally, Luger gets a big old hot tag and things tend to go nuts. Dillon tosses a chair in the corner and Anderson looks for the whip, but Luger reverses it and Anderson crashes into the chair. One roll up later, and that's all she wrote.

Anyone who wants to see tag team wrestling at it's most fundamental levels done perfectly, this is probably it. GREAT face-heel dynamic, GREAT comebacks, GREAT hot tag, GREAT finish. Again, this isn't MOTY stuff, but any two young wrestlers who wanna learn how to work a great, fundamentally sound tag match should watch this. ***

MATCH #6: World Heavyweight Championship: Ric Flair v. Sting

This is probably the match that really put Sting on the map as a major player in the NWA/WCW for the duration of the late 80's. Sure, Sting was obviously over before this, but I think this was really his official 'arrival' so to speak and with good reason, as it's a good match, but certainly not in the upper echilon of stuff these two did together but more of the end of the first chapter so to speak.

Much like the tag match that preceeded this was a great example of great fundamental tag wrestling, this is probably the penultimate Flair makes another guy match. Ironically even though it's sort of remembered as that match that cemented Sting as a top flight guy, it was Flair who steals the show here.

The early going is all Sting. Flair tries everything from shoulder blocks, to chops, to raking the eyes, to hip tosses, etc. Everything Flair does, Sting has an answer for. The entire first 15 minutes or so is basically Sting in charge, using the headlock as a launching pad for the bigger bombs he throws. His persistence is what's leading him towards the light and it's when he hesitates, that he pays.

Sting finally breaks a headlock and just like that, Flair rolls out of the way and the match takes a turn for the heelish. Flair of course takes things right to the outside whre if Sting gets the upperhand, he can't pin Flair, thus keepin' the champ safe in a hotly contested title match. Great stuff here as Flair begins battering away at Sting. Being ever resourceful though, Sting comes back with some bombs of his own, finding a way to beat the Flair control segment.

Sting neutralizes Flair a little bit more with some back work and other fun, but then takes a really stupid mistake, showing his youth, when he misses a diving clothesline into the ring post. Flair pounces on the arm like any good champ would and begin taking it apart. Eventually Sting's able to reverse an irish whip and shrug off some Flair chops and here we go to the finish.

The two trade roll ups and all sorts of wild stuff heading down the last 10 minutes and have the crowd going nuts. Like any good Flair draw, it ends with him in a boatload of trouble heading down the final stretch, only to sneak away with the draw. ***1/2

Overall: This is a really great television wrestling show. Like really, really great. Three matches over three stars and while the other two don't bring much inthe way of quality action, they're a boat load of fun and completely satisfying. Ross and SHOCKINGLY Shavone are out-freaking-standing calling the action to boot. This is as good as TV wrestling can probably get.

Clash of Champions On Going Top 10
1. Sting v. Ric Flair ***1/2
2. Midnight Express v.The Fantastics ***1/4
3. Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard v. Barry Windham & Lex Luger ***
4. Mike Rutundo v. Jimmy Garvin *3/4
5. Dusty Rhodes & The Road Warriors v. Ivan Koloff & Powers of Pain *1/4
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