February 15, 1989
Cleveland, OH
So here's the show that kicks off 1989, only a week away from the big Chi-Town Rumble pay per view....
Match #1: The Midnight Express v. The Russian Assassins
This is pretty much a glorified squash without being overly squishy. The Russians look good enough to maintain some credibility while the MXE look awesome. The end comes a bit out of nowhere, especially considering that the match isn't all that fast paced, but it does the trick I guess. They go for the hard sell for the pay per view with lots of intervening cut shots of Paul E. Dangerously talking trash here and there. Nothing more than a really well done squash. *3/4
Match #2: Butch Reed v. Steve Casey
For something that at first, strikes you as totally useless filler, it's pretty good. I mean this isn't super spectacular, but it's Butch Reed putting on a freaking bitchin' heel performance while Casey follows along. Like the match before it, this is basically another not so squishy squash, as Casey and Reed are both billed as being undefeated on TV leading into the match, giving it some sort of importance.
Reed's a guy who I think is utterly underrated in terms of how effective he was as a heel. Some of his stuff in mid south is can't miss and unfortunately he didn't much of a push in the WWF, so most of what we get is stoogie bad ass Butch instead of straight bad ass Butch.
JR does a great job of getting Butch's heel-ishness over as him being a guy who REALLY doesn't have to cheat to win matches, but does anyways because he's got an attitude problem. Reed cheats pretty much everytime he possibly can. This doesn't do much for Casey, who by 10 minutes is an afterthought in the match, as just about everyone in the crowd wants Reed dead. Casey TRIES the whole 'keep the big man on the mat to negate the strength' thing, but Reed uses some cunning underhanded tactics to gain the advantage and makes the poor guy his woman, just out muscling him the whole match.
Again, this is an extended squash, but Reed looks pretty great here and that deserves some credit in and of itself. *3/4
Match #3: Lex Luger v. The Blackmailer
Yet another extended squash here. Basically the small story is that the Blackmailer (pun intended) is being sent to hurt Lex before his big US title match with Barry Windham at the coming pay per view. Luger though, thwarts him at every attempt and basically bats him around the ring with ease. The end is a nice little set up for the pay per view, as Luger ends the match with the super plex, Barry Windham's finishing move. Now if that doesn't send a message, I don't know what does. *1/2
Match #4: US Tag Team Championship: The Varsity Club v. The Fantastics
Mike Rotundo is subbing for Kevin Sullivan here. This isn't much more than the Starcade match a few months prior to this. Basically, this is the rematch from that match and it plays out very similar, with the big bully Williams/Rotundo tandmen putting a hurt on the poor Fantastics.
There's some good character work here as Rotundo plays the hate-able leader of the bunch with the smirks and flat out, outclassing both of the smaller Fantastics in the ring. Williams is a total bulldozer and runs em over. Once the Fantastics finally catch a break, Teddy Long gets distracted trying to herd Tommy Rodgers out of the ring while Rotundo plants a knee to his partner's head.
Here's another match that's fun for what it is, but like the Starcade encounter, just never gets out of second gear for me. **
Match #5: Ricky Steamboat v. Bob Bradley
This is all about putting over Steamboat one more time before heading into his title win over Flair at the pay per view that coming Monday. Steamer looks GREAT here, fluid and totally on top of his game. He sort of ran through his move set and called it a day, but everything looked good here from Steamboat. This IS probably the worst match of the night, but it's not a bad one, just a really simple little squash match. *1/4
Match #6: Rick Steiner v. Rip Morgan
This match would've been AWESOME had it been a spelling bee.
These two are clearly the most mentally retarded members of the NWA rosters and in a good way. Steiner, despite being incredibly stupid, is an incredible wrestler and that shines through here as Morgan bumps all over the ring for him. Morgan's a good opponent considering the booking here, as he's the perfect guy to react in a goofy way to Steiner's even goofier persona. That's pretty much it though, another fun squash. *1/2
Match # 7: World Six Man Tag Team Championship: The Road Warriors & Genichiro Tenryu v. The Varsity Club
JYD, Sting and Michael Hayes WERE supposed to be the original challengers here, but Kevin Sullivan locks them in the basement so I guess that's off. It's all about bullys man.
Hawk, Steve Williams, Animal, Kevin Sullivan AND Tenryu all in the same ring. Fuck this is going to hurt to watch. These guys just beat the fuck out of each other. That's all. Honestly. Hawk stiffs Williams, Animal stiffs Sullivan, they come back, Tenryu comes in and kicks people in the head and Rotundo tries not to die. Whose the asshole that signed HIM up for this smash your face fest?
This breaks down, um, pretty much the whole time. We get about 15 seconds of tag wrestling before everyone attempts to kill each other. To add to the total chaos of this, Hayes, Sting and JYD are busy getting some dork to clip the chain that's bolted them in the basement and eventually break loose. They come storming down to the ring and it's just a fucking free for all.
Honestly, this isnt a match, more like an extended fight between nine guys who just all want to kill each other's children just because. It's a fun, hot way to end the night and get people amped about the promotion as a whole and want to buy Chi-Town Rumble. **1/4 for fun and totally unnecessary violence.
Overall: They REALLLLLLY went for a super hard sell on the pay per view here. If you've watched any of the recent Saturday Night's Main Events, this has that sort of feel, where you get a lot of good squash matches and a fun blow off angle at the end of the night to get everyone feeling good about the promotion as a whole.
What makes this show totally watchable though, are the SEGMENTS. Freaking Rick Steiner delivers probably two of the best retard promos anyone's EVER given. There's of course the imfamous Steamboat-Flair angle where Flair fights Steamer in his bananna hammock after asking him why he only sleeps with one woman. Sting's promo is super humanly bad and watching Hayes bail him out, only to have it ruined further by some weird JYD rambilng, AND THEN bring it all back in again, is fun too. So if you like great segments, you'll like this.
Overall, this entire show has a REALLY different feel to it than the previous four in the series. The overall presentation is far more modern and sleek while this is more geared towards selling the pay per view than others were. The in ring action isn't anywhere NEAR the level of the previous shows, but it's not altogether bad and at least keeps you around watching.
So again, here's a show that's way different and shows the NWA in clear transition into the WCW years. C
Clash of Champions On Going Top 10 (Through Clash V)
1. The Midnight Express v. Ric Flair & Barry Windham, Clash IV ***3/4
2. Sting v. Ric Flair, World Hvt Title, Clash I ***1/2
3. Midnight Express v.The Fantastics, US Tag Titles, Clash I ***1/4
4. Sting v. Barry Windham, US Title, Clash III ***1/4
5. Arn Anderson & Tully Blanchard v. Barry Windham & Lex Luger, World Tag Titles, Clash I ***
6. The Fantastics v. Ron Simmons & Eddie Gilbert, US Tag Titles, Clash IV **3/4
7. The Fantastics v. The Sheepherders **1/2, Clash II
8. Mike Rotundo v. Brad Armstrong, TV Title, Clash III **1/2
9. Ricky Morton v. Ivan Koloff, Russian Chain Match, Clash III **1/2
10. Dusty Rhodes & Sting v. Tully Blanchard & Arn Anderson **1/2, Clash II
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