WWE: The Goodies

WWE Championship-- Last Man Standing
John Cena v. Umaga
Royal Rumble 2007

This isn’t just the best match I’ve seen this year, it’s one of the best matches I’ve seen the WWE produce this decade and easily the best Last Man Standing match ever. Cena’s selling takes this match to another level. The theme is a gradual escalation of violence and all the spots stay consistent with the overall theme of the match.

Cena survives and escapes every hair raising scenario he’s in until Umaga basically snaps and the match goes from violent, to utterly out of control. Umaga rips off the corner piece looking for a samoan spike. Cena counteres and instead of the FU, uses the ring ropes to choke the monster unconscious. Just a sensational, sensational match, and my runaway pick for match of the year.

Funny enough, I thought i'd have a lot more to say about this, but I feel the action speaks for itself and there are really no flaws here, save for the fact that I don't think anyone thought Cena was losing this heading in. Still though, this match rules at a ridiculous level. ****1/2

Shawn Michaels-John Cena
Raw, 4/23

This built absolutely superbly off of their Wrestlemania encounter and in all honesty, this was an entirely better match. Cena starts off as the cocky champion this time. I like that version of Cena. The underdog thing, while Cena does it well, has become a little stale and it's nice to see Cena playing up the fact that he's really the man. It's a welcome change of pace.

Cena's already defeated HBK once before and figures this’ll be a walk in the park. NOTHING Michaels can do seems to work against Cena this time around, as Cena's bursting with confidence. This worked almost like an extended version of HBK-Angle from WM 21 a few years previous except all the segments are more developed and drawn out. Michaels is finally able to grab a headlock and maintain control, but that’s about it. You always have this feeling that Michaels knows if he loses the headlock, he's going to get owned.

Before long Cena gains the edge again. Gradually HBK just has to get a little wreckless and does. The whole show stopper thing comes out when Michaels stops caring and opens a match up. He can't wrestle conservatively if he wants to beat Cena. He pays for the risks a few times but is slowly able to sucker Cena into playing his game.

Again though, that was a three part play, with three separate acts (matches):

Act I-- Cena makes HBK his bitch. Again.

Act II-- Whatever you can do, I can do better.

Act III-- Just when you think you've got Michaels......

Cena looked more like 'Champion' in that match then he ever has. He was billed as dominant in the early going and completely out wrestled, out brawled and basically dominated the entire first 20 minutes. Even when HBK would catch a break, he couldn't keep his momentum up long enough to mount any respectable momentum. I loved the whole Cena 'imposes his will' on HBK. After a while though, Cena had to start going for big moves. So HBK countered back with big moves of his own. It was the only way he could stick around in the match. With every big move he escaped from, he frustrated Cena more. With every big move he hit, he bought himself time.... an opportunity... to strike. HBK finally hits SCM, but he hasn't gotten enough offense, especially on a guy of John Cena's calibur, to put him down. And then we get the home stretch, the last ten minutes where both guys split a crash and burn and moments of exhaution and bewilderment. Finally, HBK gets the narrowest of openings.. the smallest possible opening, an completely cold cocks John Cena with a second sweet chin music. Lighting had to strike twice, but HBK survived and perservered.

Honestly, this was spaced out almost as well as the Flair-Steamboat II and Joe-Punk matches... it was sensationally called and any schmoe could pick up on the story, which made it even more enjoyable. ****1/4


WWE Championship
John Cena-Bobby Lashley
Great American Bash 2007

Great match. Honestly. They did an excellent job of establishing Lashley as a legitimate threat early on. He out powers Cena. Two minutes later he wins a mat grappling exchange. Then, shockingly enough, he wins a striking exchange. He seemingly does everything a little bit better on a physical level at least.

Then Cena does his Cena thing, which is get resourceful and figure out a way to win the match. One thing I LOVE about Cena is how well he conveys how important it is to his character to win through a sense of urgency. Cena didn't do the little Cena comeback thing here, he just realizes he's getting beaten up pretty badly and needs to lay in the big bombs to put Lashley down or he's not gonna last long.

Lashley's hungry, but a little TOO hungry and gets himself into some precarious positions and counters throughout the match. Finally, he gets really young and stupid and follows Cena to the top rope and Cena kills him with a top rope FU and that's it. Cena looks resourceful while Lashley looks like he's physically there, but just needs work on the mental game. Given the build they went with, the finisher whoring didn't bother me all that much towards the end and the crowd was absolutely eating every minute of it up. It's EASILY the best Bobby Lashley match i've ever seen and one of Cena's stronger performances this year, which really is saying somethign considering the year he's had. Good match with high intensity that everyone looked like they benefitted from. ***3/4

WWE Intercontinental Championship
Umaga-Jeff Hardy
Great American Bash 2007

Excellent match. Until the main event this was a walkaway for match of the night on the bash card. I TOTALLY bought Umaga as a monster while for a brief period, bought Jeff Hardy beating him. I'm not huge on Hardy as I think he's pretty one dimensional, but the one thing he does well (punching bag), he does really well. Pair that off with Umaga's incredible ability to whoop massive ammounts of ., you've got a great match up. I loved the sense of urgency on Umaga's part at the end to stop screwing around and just end the match. Great stuff ***1/2

World Heavyweight Championship
Batista v. The Undertaker
Wrestlemania 23

Fun ’big guns’ type of match up. The story of this one is basically two of the most physically imposing guys on Smackdown throwing bombs at each other until one can keep the other down long enough to beat him. Neither guy maintains control very long and like the Cena-Umaga match from a few months prior, the violence and big bombs escalate. In the end, Taker’s able to absorb more punishment to eek out the win and the title.

The fifteen minutes or so wasn’t long enough for some, but honestly, this is how all Batista matches should go. He kept great pace and the big spots all served as small bookmarks as the match went on. While Cena-HBK later that night was more of a marathon, this was more of a sprint. It’s an excellent big man match well worth going out of your way to check out. It's not a particularly complicated match and it shouldn't be. They whored the finishers out a bit towards the end, but I don't think it was particularly an issue given the thrust they were going for. This is a great match worth checking out. ***3/4

WWE Championship
John Cena v. Shawn Michaels
Wrestlemania 23

I've watched this match probably close to seven million times and I don't know what it is, but these two really failed to give this match that 'it' factor, or make Cena's win seem like a BIG deal and ultimately, it suffered from the same thing Cena's match with Triple H at Wrestlemania 22 did.

There's really nothing bad here but the more I watch of both the WM 22 match and now this one, the more I see the blatant lack of creativity between the two. Both HBK and HHH dominate Cena early on in the match and in this match, BOTH guys get way too comfotable working a lax match against Cena. Cena's will to win and sense of urgency is what leads him to victory. Really, they're very similar matches, with this one being a little bit better and a little more complicated.

Now all that being said, this isn't a bad match at all. Quite the contrary acutally, it's VERY good, but it still lacks that 'it'-ness about it to make it TRULY memorable. In fact, I thought the match they had on Raw a few weeks later was head and shoulders better than this. This is required viewing for your WWE watching this year, but it loses it's luster for me everytime through I suppose whereas others, like the Lashely-Cena match and the Cena-Umaga match get better.

I dunno, this is really good, but again, it's not quite in the league of the other matches. I'd even go as far as to say it's not the best match on the card. ***1/2